Aogan (Jack)

How I broke a litches knee caps Today was my first day of adventuring, the mission we went on was to try to rescue allies of the party and to take out this ancient asshole who turned into a litch. I have some skill with modifying weapons so my hammer was dealing magic damage. We dealt with some annoyances on the way and ended up at the place where the keep was buried. As most of us are dwarfs we found a secret passage that was one wide. For the first part of the fight we were contained in the passage but we broke out, one of the party had shown us how to "hack" as he called it. I saw the litch and using my hammer and the teaching I ran up to the litch. I was so good that it never even had a chance to attack me. Two swings was all it took and BAM goodbye kneecaps. Soon after the litch fell, the undead started to only trickle in and then stopped, all the while I kept on busting knees. After we killed all of the undead we started a discussion about what to do with the hoard the litch had. One of the more insightful members of the party pointed out that these ill gotten gains were probably cursed, and given that I suggested that we right the wrong, use the gold to oppose xenophobia and such, and try to return the relics to those who they belonged to, we soon came to a consensus. We saw a weird vision then that we managed to solve, some asshole dwarves were trying to steal from some sandy tall hobbits who arrived in square boats with rounded stripey sails. We got them to trade. After that we returned to town.